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HARRO HARRO HARRO :)
Monday, November 30, 2009 , 4:25 AM

ADVANCED WARNING
It's Valerie blogging, you up for the challenge?!
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HEY EVERYONE!!!! OMGEESUS, IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE BLOGGED IN BLOGGER. GREAT TO BE BACK TO THIS AWESOME SHITHOLE. I'LL BE BLOGGING FOR WESLAYEEEEE OW (OUCH) TODEHHH :D CAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY WORKING AT GIORDANO, WHICH IS ALSO ANOTHER SHITHOLE. HOWEVER, IT'S ONE THAT PAYS YOU FOR DOING SHIT. AWESOME!!! SHITHOLES FTW \m/

SOOOOOOOOOOOO, DO YOU KNOW WHO IS VAL?!!?!?! WELL DO YA??!?!!? DO YA?!?!?! DO YA?!?!!?!!!?!?!?! If you don't, I'll show you my eye!!! YOU'LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE I TELL YA!!! YEA!! SCARRED FORRRR LIFEE!!! IT'S LIKE WORSE THAN SEEING ZHAF RUNNING AROUND IN HIS GREAN UNDERWEAR. Gosh, i feel so invaded. ):

Anyway, who cares I'll show you my eye anyways :D BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *BREATHES* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMAZED YOUNG ONES!!!


OMGEESUS BIG EYE MONSTER (ME) VS BIG ADAM'S APPLE MONSTER (AZIZ)

Woooo yeaaaa!!!! YOU AFRAID NOW??!?!!? HUH!?!?!!? HUH?!??!? HUH?!?!?!!?!? K-.- I'm trying to act like I'm sane here at 2:22am IN DA FREAKING MORNING. OMGEESUS!!! MAKE A WISH EVERYONE!!! K, I'VE MADE MINE - WIDE GRINS -

ANY-WAY-WHO, I NEED YOUR FULLEST ATTENTION RIGHT NOW!!! YEA THIS INSTANCE!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!! K thanks :D Alright there would be 2 important IMPORTANT!!! ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT...


Under Hill is having an upcoming band Gig on the 6th of December (Sunday), from 2PM till late.
It's held at Blackhole (212 Syed Alwi Rd)
Please come and support the band. It's our FIRST GIG!! :D :D

Tickets are sold at $6 each, and $7 at the door. It's not expensive and i promise you your moneys won't be flushed (:

Us Against Sophia and Scotch Tape Mayhem would be performing as well.
And they ARE GOOD.

If you think 2pm is to early, here's our performing slots (:
7.00pm Scotch Tape Mayhem
7.30pm Under Hill
8.00pm Us Against Sophia.

It's gonna be AWESOME, so....
Go? :D :D


SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT *psst, this is very urgent*...

Selling off...

Southside Jr Guitar amp - 150 (negotiable)
Trace Elliot Bass Amp - 900 (negotiable)
Fender Precision bass 1957 reissue - 1k (non negotiable)

Anyone interested? Or any queries or whatsoever...
Tag me at MY BLOG
OR
add me up at Facebook
I really need a buyer asap, thank you guys so so very much :D
THANK YOU WESLAYE FOR LETTING ME ADVERTISE :)

Alright i shall continue blogging, i know I've got endless stuff to blog about. Can't help it, in life I'm effing talkative. I can't help it, i would totally date myself. No joke. I love talking, i think my bf can't take it anymore. Cause i would talk till the weee hours, like 3am? Hahaha! I won't be tired at all!!! I think I'm a walking coffee. Need caffeine? Ring me (:

Somone commented: KIDS.....THIS IS WHY U SHOULD NEVER PUT UR HEAD IN THE BLENDER!

Seriously, after looking at this. I actually think I've got a life right now, a wayyyyy better life compared to his. No joke. Hahaha, i mean wtf. He totally made my day. The best part is that, the day just started :D It's just 3.44AM in da morning!!! Shit I'm high.


Pao says i look like this rabbit. Well, that was random 0.0 OMGEESUS, this rabbit is awfully cute. Can i have it?! Can i?! Can i?! Oh pretty pretty pretty please with lots of yellow M&Ms on top. - WIDE GRINS -

K i totally love this phrase HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, omg. Wooo!!! Oh it's 4.02AM already, wow time certainly flies when you're having fun having late night chats with friends. Awesomeeee!!!! I feel so shallow now. Lol.

Alright i should stop blogging now. Not sure if I'll be hitting the sack that quick, any-way-who... 
YEA!!!! I MISS YOU AND THE GUYS LIKE WHUTTTTTT. OHYA, GUYS!!!! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, MAKE SURE TO MAKE YOURSELVES FREE ON THE 22ND OF DECEMBER., OK? OK? OK? OK? YOU CAN ASK ME WHAT'S GOING ON WHEN I'M ONLINE. :) ALRIGHT HOPE TO SEE YOU GUYS REAL SOON, LOVE YOU!!!

SHEESH, I'M HUNGRY. I'M CRAZY HUNGRY!!!!!!!

P/S : IT'S 4.19AM. I'M NOT TIRED. I'M NOT HIGH (: NIGHTS EVERYONE!!!

im on a boat
Monday, November 23, 2009 , 11:18 AM

(Shorty)
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (motherfucking boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

work work work work work work work
Saturday, November 21, 2009 , 11:17 AM

hi guys im bored as fuck.
so im gonna talk about wat has been happening lately. well i've been working for the past week.
so the first day was pretty scary, the interviewer told me im supposed to go at 1.30. so i came at 1.30 and guess wat? my shift starts at 2! =D so i had to stand and walk around for half an hour for no fking reason! how fun is tat!?

ok so the person in charge of me is rong rong, shes a pretty cool girl =D shes not tat type of insane slavedriver sort of person, but she does have her expectations. im cool with tat. so i got my uniform and its not as horrible as i thought it would look. polo tees and jeans, hmmm not too shabby.

aight so afterwards she taught me where everything was, all the excess stock and blah, how to rearrange clothes in size and colour and blah blah. ALL the promotions, and jesus christ they sure do have a hell load of promotions. i hate the junior section though, its so confusing. who cares bout kids right? lmao. just give em a piece of cloth and wrap it around em and tats enough xD

well no one really comes into the store in the morning so its pretty much standing around folding and then unfolding and then refolding and sommore standing and u throw in a few jokes around and BAM its lunch time and there'd be a sudden rush of ppl and then u get real busy. i hate those aunties tat keep talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and complaining and then talk and talk and talk bout how expensive our stuff is. srsly ppl, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK! WE JUST DO THIS TO GET PAID, DONT U UNDERSTAND!? but every once in a while u get a caucasian customer or a really friendly s'porean and they just make ur day. their really cool, ONE EVEN GAVE ME A PAT ON THE BACK =D OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG TAT R BIG DEAL. ok back to the topic

yea, soo ive pretty much gotten used to the place, except the cold and the loneliness. really miss my friends over there, but im making new friends with muh colleagues. at first it was pretty hard cuz i r dun speak chainese. but i made a few good friends. ones hui chern, some 27 yr old mom tats cool, i can relate to her and she talks to me when i seem fucking bored, which is all the time =D jayden's cool too. he kinda reminds me of alvin so i get along quite well with him. so we talked about which skools we're from and all tat stuff. he lives freakishly near me lol so we go home tgt sometimes when we work till closing time. after i told him bout me being in wrs he was like, oh i heard of tat place, their regulations r fucking strict. i was like, yea.. guess our skool is pretty well known =/

theres another supervisor which is pretty cool, his names sunny( i noe right?! lmfao) but despite his name, he can be real fierce. but he treats me pretty good. oh yea, i realised i was the youngest among all of em, they r at least bout 18 lol. anyways, ive been checking out vids on youtube and stuff and stumbled on this lol, its epic



dads got something up his ass today
Sunday, November 15, 2009 , 10:29 AM

wtf my dad shouted like fuck at me cuz i lost the pick for the guitar, just get one pick for urself and ill get my own pick, tats wat i told him and he goes on and on and on bout how i dont get the logic and shit, wat logic is there to understand? i lost a pick, since u use a pick, and i use a pick, y dont we just both get picks, this way, if i lose my pick, u dont have to waste ur energy bitching all about it like a 12 yr old girl. simple lol. geez, he really has something up his ass today. go get anal bleached or sumthing lol xD

Saturday, November 14, 2009 , 7:49 PM




check this out, ima post bout the EPIC PULAU UBIN AND HALO ODST POST SOON ENOUGH =]

aw yea.. finally updating
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 , 12:24 PM

hey guys, lol wut im finally updating. aight lets start and see wats going on, so, ytd was gary's b'day. kudos to u gaz. I LOVE YOU SEXUALLY IN UR NIGHTMARES. oh yea we watched jen's bod. dam boi, seksual phantasee right there >=] kinda embracing my suppish side lately with the weight of O's like u noe, being lesser and lesser and shit.

so the other day right, azri, hazmie, syafiq, gary and i went JOBHUNTING. so we took a ride in hazmie's dad's car and on the way there we heard taylor swift on the radio and she was singing her SnL monologue. kewl i didnt noe she used the word douche, i thought she was like hannah montana promoting vriginity shit and wat not. mmmmmm sexay >=]

ok back to the topic, so we went around orchard rd finding jobs at the hotels first was the hyatt hotel, first impression wasnt very good, THEY HAD A BALD GUY AS A RECEPTIONIST =O. jk.
so he told us tat the interviewing place is like at some secluded cornor and we gotta go there at like 2pm. same goes for the rest of the hotels we went to but its k. so then at 2 we went to the human resource departments in the respective hotels and BAM, smacked right in the face with disappointment. they were either like, oh the interviews on thursday or they r like no vacancies pl0x.

aight so we decided to go for a recruitment agency at taka. so then we went in and we had ta fill a form. after tat we waited and waited and we then were asked to go into a room to get like a 5 man interview? wtf. so the agent was named vanessa (i almost laughed when i heard her name, lol some ppl would get wat i mean) she seemed pretty serious at first but after she said the word "pissed" i was pretty sure she was cool. so yea, interview went on and shit and she said she'll give us a call the next day if there are any openings at some giordano shop thing. so the next day i got a call and gary did too, wow we managed to get a job tgt. wat are the odds? (maybe its cuz gary mentioned teh best friend thing, heng sia) so yea, tmrs the interview for the job and if we get it i think we gotta start next week. woooooOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo! WoW, bass and shit here i come! xD gary aint as excited as i was though, maybe its cuz he didnt really need the job. lol. oh well, at least u got me bro =D

aight guys, hope u like my new blog skin and song and stuff. take care.

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